March 03, 2006
Okay guys
JAM
Alrighty. When does everyone's spring break fall? I'm just curious.
Everyone should check out this video:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5207159640493874061&q=dangers+of+evolution
17:03 is really good. It's really long so if you find any other good parts you should post them too.
Posted by Michael A Harms, Esq at March 3, 2006 11:30 AM"Birds didn't come from dinosaurs. What a dumb idea."
Also, Mar 13-20 for those of you not in the know about my spring break.
Posted by: jake at March 3, 2006 11:32 AMMar 25-Apr 2 represent
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 3, 2006 12:05 PMJust for the record, I'm off the last week in March also.
Posted by: The Reverend Doctor M. Flash at March 3, 2006 12:12 PMI side with the representative of Mark.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 3, 2006 08:57 PMI have the same as Mike.
Posted by: Nate at March 3, 2006 10:05 PMMarch 10 - 19 more or less.
Posted by: Andrew Richner at March 4, 2006 01:24 AMLast week of march. I will be on a trip the first weekend of it though.
Posted by: Justin Bunke at March 4, 2006 10:22 AMwait a sec let me pull up my calendar widget
jake march 13th is a monday do you get to come back the weekend before
that'd be TIGHT
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 4, 2006 11:18 AMwait, which weekend?
Posted by: Jake at March 4, 2006 08:19 PMMARK BOYD = DEATH TO ARBEYOND
Ok, I've solidified my opinion.
What a crapfest of an article. The oscars. Seriously. We can do better than that, ARBeyond!
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 4, 2006 11:39 PMI hope to G-d that you kick Mark Boyd out.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 4, 2006 11:44 PMG-d
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 5, 2006 02:18 AMYHWH
Posted by: jake at March 5, 2006 02:23 AMPeter, the guy wants to write for a living someday. I feel really guilty just giving him tips, I don't think I could just tell him he's out of ARBeyond after two updates. Sorry that you don't like him. I'm sure that he'd accept constructive criticism if you emailed him.
Posted by: Andrew Richner at March 5, 2006 02:41 AMokay The Core is honestly the worst movie I've seen in a really long time
this is really bad
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 5, 2006 08:15 PMI don't think David is going to be free at all- there was this guy chained to the floor at Panera yesterday, and I swear it was him.
Posted by: Derek at March 6, 2006 05:47 PM...
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 7, 2006 02:15 PMI'll be in Espana my spring break. March 24 -April 2nd. Also, how's everyone doing in MN and by everyone I mean only homosexuals.
Posted by: Taylor at March 7, 2006 04:04 PMis it business or pleasure taylor
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 7, 2006 04:23 PMBTW Mike. The drummer is Meg White from the White Stripes, so it is a girl and not a guy.
I am better than you.
Posted by: Justin Bunke at March 7, 2006 06:49 PMi assumed it was a guy becaue women can't drum
but i guess if it's the white stripes it all lines up
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 7, 2006 07:25 PMWhen I can buy someone genuinley talented like Incubus or Jimmy eat World at the moment instead, they really don't cut it.
And Bjork rocks. at least her old stuff did.
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 7, 2006 07:27 PMBoth. Choir tripped but the people going kick ass and there will hardly be any singing. Oh yeah, my old friend Judy Saw just added me to her mindsay! She kicks ass.
Posted by: Taylor at March 8, 2006 06:09 PMit's a slumber party
but slumber is the last thing that's giong to be happenin'
8-)
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 8, 2006 07:21 PMOk, maybe I reacted too harshly. I do like the fact that Mark Boyd titles his articles, "The Mark Boyd Zone:..." Also, I relied on his vindicated opinion of the super bowl turn out to justify not watching it. I guess the Mark Boyd Zone is a good thing for ARBeyond because of its direct connection with reality.
Mark Boyd, I don't hate you anymore.
P.S. Is there going to be a, "The Mark Boyd Zone: March Madness" article?
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 9, 2006 02:34 AMGeez Peter, why don't you just make out with him?
Posted by: Nate at March 9, 2006 11:17 AMpeter what are you talking about.
Posted by: jake at March 9, 2006 01:11 PMMark Boyd March Madness
*crosses fingers*
*sells soul*
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 9, 2006 01:27 PMPeter, god damn it.
Posted by: Taylor at March 9, 2006 06:42 PMYou relied on the opinion of a person on the internet to make a decision? Seriously peter.
Posted by: jake at March 9, 2006 10:30 PMI'm going to let you in on a little secret I like to call my crotch.
Posted by: Taylor at March 9, 2006 10:34 PMMaybe it's a secret cause your penis is so small.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
:,( Sorry tay
Posted by: jake at March 10, 2006 12:34 AMit's not so much a secret as a little white lie
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 10, 2006 12:55 AMI call shenanigans on that pun.
Posted by: The Reverend Doctor M. Flash at March 10, 2006 02:44 PMFriday, 9:21 PM:
Checked the website to see if anyone had commented on how awesome i am for that joke
no one had :(
Posted by: Michael A. Harms at March 10, 2006 09:30 PMProps to you Mr. Harms.
"What you believe determines how you behave. If you are raised up in a head hunting society and you are taught from the time you are a boy if you go off to war you ought to shoot somebody and cut of his head and eat the brains because you get his spirit. I mean if you really believe that guess what you are going to do when you go off to war." - some where in the 5 minute range
What?
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 12, 2006 05:32 PMOh Peter, you and your wacky antics.
Posted by: The Reverend Doctor M. Flash at March 12, 2006 09:12 PMThat's Pete for ya!
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 12, 2006 10:45 PMWHAT WILL THAT CRAZY PETE DO NEXT TIME?!
it is a mystery
Posted by: Justin Bunke at March 12, 2006 11:27 PMI'm going to let you in on a little secret I like to call homosexuality.
Posted by: Taylor at March 13, 2006 01:42 AMHey, I'm not Derek.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 13, 2006 09:11 AMwhoa
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 13, 2006 09:31 AMHey, just because two men love each other, doesn't mean they are going to hell or something. Right?
Posted by: Taylor at March 13, 2006 02:45 PMWRONG!!!!!
Posted by: The Bible at March 13, 2006 02:46 PMYou're so full of loopholes and translation errors you don't have any credibility anyway, Bible.
Posted by: Reason at March 13, 2006 02:46 PMSorry guys, I'm really bored.
Posted by: Taylor at March 13, 2006 02:47 PMhere listen to this it's not very boring
http://www.angelfire.com/comics/harmsolidsnake/faxtitles.mid
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 13, 2006 06:01 PMthanks, is it normal to feel like I'm on a quest while listening to this?
Posted by: Taylor at March 13, 2006 06:30 PMi always think of crystalis when i hear it so yeah i think you're ok
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 13, 2006 07:14 PMSounds like you gave your NES acid and a microphone.
Posted by: Derek at March 13, 2006 08:58 PMNot that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted by: Derek at March 13, 2006 08:58 PMnothing wrong with that? do you know what acid does to your brain? it puts a hole the size of a quarter in it...that's why you hallucinate. did you know that if you do acid x amount of times you are legally insane? I say x because it's different for everyone, maybe 10 times...maybe...just...once...do you want to risk it? you are going to act like a glass of orange juice...and I'm going to tip you the fuck over...
Posted by: Taylor at March 13, 2006 09:41 PMalso, if you do ecstasy once you will die and the drug dealers will piss on your grave, having lost their source of income
Posted by: Taylor at March 13, 2006 10:05 PMReason is only part of being human.
Posted by: Dostoevsky at March 16, 2006 01:20 AMAndrew how can i check if that was peter because i'm pretty sure it was peter
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 16, 2006 02:32 AMYeah it's Peter. I'll tell you the secret to finding out in a less public place. I wouldn't want to ruin the magic for everyone.
Posted by: Andrew Richner at March 16, 2006 02:07 PM[[[[the secret brotherhood of finding out who posted]]]]
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 16, 2006 05:29 PMI'm probably not cool enough to be in that brotherhood.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 16, 2006 09:38 PMI want to be in the Aram Constantian club.
Posted by: Taylor Aram Constantian at March 16, 2006 10:51 PMI guess thats alright, but not everybody can join, that wouldn't be very exclusive. I want the Aram Constantian club to be exclusive.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 18, 2006 02:57 PMhey dudes, what was mr lahrs myspace url?
Posted by: jake at March 18, 2006 11:10 PMi can't find it DANG
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 19, 2006 07:38 PMhere i'll summarize:
I'm really pretentious
I'm a big fag
I put all my personal info on an internet trailer park
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 19, 2006 07:40 PMthe "curriculum & jumpstarters" section is sweet
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 19, 2006 11:15 PMwhat the heck
Mommy Game:
“I need 3 girls who grab a partner (male or female) who want a chance to win this gift certificate!"
-3 couples (a couple can be one girl and one guy or two girls)
-One girl plays Mommy- other one baby- baby can't talk
Mommy has to do the following:
Put diaper on baby (baby lies on floor)
Feed baby his/her bottle
Burp baby (baby leans across mommy’s shoulder and is patted on back)
Feed baby food
Help baby draw picture of house and family
Carries baby to crib (designated spot in room)
First to do it all wins!
I feel the need to take a long shower and never do that game.
Posted by: Taylor Aram Constantian at March 20, 2006 03:10 PMhahaha i totally forgot about that "extra" link
what inspired that anyway?
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 23, 2006 07:08 PMShould I change it?
Posted by: Andrew Richner at March 25, 2006 12:40 AMi dunno why not
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 25, 2006 05:21 PMMix it up a little!
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at March 25, 2006 07:23 PMcha cha changes
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 25, 2006 08:13 PMon an unrelated note:
Jake i think now would be an ok time to update arbeyond with that update you wrote
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 27, 2006 02:14 AMYeah Jake. All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by: Andrew Richner at March 29, 2006 11:32 AM