And all i got was this stupid entry.
--Jake
Posted by Michael A Harms, Esq at January 31, 2006 11:37 PMCan you teach me how to hack? I can never get passed those floating space ships that shoot super missiles in cyber space.
Posted by: Taylor at February 1, 2006 05:28 PMfirst you need experience points.
Posted by: Jake at February 1, 2006 09:24 PMyeah, you got to be like level 50 before you learn the hack spell.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at February 1, 2006 09:42 PMWHAT IS THIS YOU FAGGOT
Posted by: Michael Harms at February 2, 2006 08:30 PMYeah, pete. i mean it's not a spell, spells are for DnD- it's a skill.
Posted by: Jake at February 2, 2006 11:12 PMit's a nano-augmentation
Posted by: Michael Harms at February 2, 2006 11:17 PMTo become a true hacker, you must become a Taoist monk. Start today.
Posted by: Derek at February 3, 2006 08:51 PM^ lol rofl lol n00b fag lol
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at February 4, 2006 12:01 AMmy new password is "secret" without the quotes
Posted by: Michael A. Harms at February 4, 2006 01:08 AMI'm playing Pac Man on my arcade machine.
Posted by: Dittmar at February 6, 2006 10:44 PMi'm playing a shitty open source version of mario called "supertux"
it's fun but the controls make it feel like you're platform jumping with a whale
Posted by: Michael Harms at February 7, 2006 11:57 AMSo is it like Ecco then
Posted by: jake at February 7, 2006 08:05 PMnot cool man, ecco was a good game
Posted by: Farewell My Concubine at February 7, 2006 09:42 PMoh and by the way, it was a dolphin not a whale
Posted by: Farewell My Concubine at February 7, 2006 09:45 PMthere was a whale in ecco i think. i dunno i never got far in it.
Posted by: jake at February 7, 2006 09:52 PMJake, you should make t-shirts.
Posted by: Bottle at February 7, 2006 10:10 PMactually its worse
it's almost as bad as the rocky and bullwinkle game on NES
Posted by: Michael Harms at February 7, 2006 11:29 PMis it worse than uninvited? uninvited was really bad.
USE NO GHOST ON GHOST LADY
I've played the SEGA version of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Is the NES version the same?
Posted by: Andrew Richner at February 8, 2006 09:40 AMHey! Where'd the poems go?
Posted by: Nate at February 8, 2006 10:46 PMAndrew: was the sega version as responsive as a dead squirrel because if it was then yeah that's a lot like the NES cart
Nate: what poems
Posted by: Michael Harms at February 9, 2006 01:25 AMOkay, I'm level 4, should I attempt to hack the internet? I'm good at dodging the cyber space ships but my blasting power to get through the firewalls is sub-par.
Posted by: Taylor at February 9, 2006 03:25 PMDANG IT. I waited for about 15 seconds and nobody replied so I went in and tried to hack it! Now I need to go back and get more exp pts to get my super thrusters for dodging again. You guys are jerks.
Posted by: Taylor at February 9, 2006 03:27 PMhey tay how's seattle
PS how are things with that GIRL?
Posted by: Michael Harms at February 9, 2006 06:50 PMi am too busy doing her in the pooper to respond to that comment thanks
i'm mark
Posted by: Taylor at February 11, 2006 01:37 PMDRAMA ALERT!
Posted by: DRAMA POLICE at February 11, 2006 01:40 PMoh my
Posted by: jake at February 11, 2006 04:38 PMTHAT WASN'T ME I AM SO ANGRY ON THE INTERNET HOW DARE YOU!? No, things are going well with her. She's really nice.
Posted by: Taylor at February 16, 2006 11:50 AMHAPPY LATE VALENTINES DAY FOUNTAINHEAD!
Will you be my valentine?
fountainhead is everyone's valentine yet no one's valentine
if fountainhead did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
Posted by: Michael Harms at February 16, 2006 09:27 PManyone who quotes me is instantly smart.
Posted by: Voltaire at February 18, 2006 01:05 AMi quoted him in a paper for modern euro am i smart
Posted by: Justin Bunke at February 18, 2006 10:40 AMPosted by: jake at February 20, 2006 03:18 PM
Posted by: jake at February 20, 2006 08:54 PM
Posted by: jake at February 20, 2006 10:09 PM
How do you do that?
Posted by: Nate at February 20, 2006 11:41 PMPosted by: Nate at February 20, 2006 11:58 PM
good job nate.
Posted by: jake at February 21, 2006 01:48 PMI'm documenting your downfall!
Posted by: Taylor at February 22, 2006 05:48 PMyou are? that doesn't sound very good.
Posted by: jake at February 22, 2006 07:18 PMI don't like the new guy on ARBeyond.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at February 27, 2006 07:46 PMhahahahahahahah
Posted by: haha at February 27, 2006 08:36 PMhahahahahahahah
Posted by: Nate at February 28, 2006 12:18 PMgive 'im a chance pete!!!
Posted by: Michael Harms at February 28, 2006 01:02 PMok, I guess I'll withdraw my opinion until I read his next story.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at February 28, 2006 06:06 PMalright guys, i've been thinking a bit how i need a new screen name, so naturally i hit the random button at wikipedia for like 20 minutes and wrote down the more interesting entries. it's vote time now
should jake's new screen name be
A. Plethysmograph
B. Floral clock
C. Axel Gyllenkrok
D. Muntjac
or
E. Heathcote Hammer
also you can abstain but then you're just a big dicky pants. keep in mind i might not even take your collective advice anyway.
Posted by: jake at February 28, 2006 11:49 PMfuck it, going with Heathcote Hammer.
Posted by: jake at March 1, 2006 12:12 AMgood move
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 1, 2006 12:39 AMAwesome screen name. I'd message you but I'm never fucking on these days. Curse being studious. Haha, can you guys believe it? I do homework all the time now! I haven't even skipped class once. Otherwise, I'm just chillin'.
Posted by: Taylor at March 1, 2006 03:43 PMTaylor!
Get on AIM more!
Get stuff by Trevor Dunn's Trio Convulsant too, i'm listening to it now and this shit is pretty dope.
(only for the dopest of fountainhead visitors)
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 1, 2006 04:30 PMAfter spring break I'll have a cable modem so I'll be able to be constantly on and it'll be swanky.
Posted by: Taylor at March 2, 2006 02:45 PMAlso, I'll be able to legally purchase music like a fine upstanding gentleman.
Posted by: Taylor at March 2, 2006 02:46 PMPoop
Posted by: Luke Porter at March 2, 2006 06:44 PMOh luke
Posted by: Michael Harms at March 2, 2006 09:29 PM