The following is a list of Fountainhead rumors I have been informed of. I simply am spreading the rumors to increase the intrigue that surrounds our band. I will not say if any are true or not.
1. Taylor does a shitload of LSD. More than Brian Wilson.
2. Mike trips acid 24/7, sleeps one hour a day, and is starting a cult.
3. Justin is so emo and we all think he's going to ice himself.
4. Mark is white.
5. Jake is joining the band.
I will verify one rumor. There WILL be a show this winter, and you should all come. If you have a suggestion for a venue, speak up. Don't be shy, we love you all.
Download the songs.
Posted by Michael A Harms, Esq at September 11, 2005 11:20 PMI can verify number 2... im in the cult...
Posted by: Reed L-Y at September 11, 2005 11:50 PMEverywhere I go people are asking me if I've heard about Mike Harms.
Posted by: Jack at September 11, 2005 11:59 PM(PS, thanks to bob, taylor for telling me these)
Posted by: Michael A. Harms Esq. at September 12, 2005 12:26 AMHaha. I love it.
Posted by: Justin Bunke at September 12, 2005 06:59 AMWell, undeniably number 4 is wrong because Mark is too amazing to even be considered a white man. How dare you shame the man's name with such a comment. Blasphemous.
Posted by: Einstein at September 12, 2005 08:36 AMI'm just throwin' these out there.
Posted by: Michael A. Harms Esq. at September 12, 2005 09:24 AMWell get your facts straight dammit!!!
I know where you'll live when you return home from college this Christmas break!!!
Is it just a fountainhead show or will other bands be playing?
Posted by: questionare at September 12, 2005 06:05 PMWhat's so good about BTD? Is it easy to set up a show there? I mean, it's a friggin' skate park. Perhaps you should do a show somewhere that's actually built for musical performaces, like the Century Auditorium?? If it was at Century, and you advertised it at Century, I'm sure loads of people would come. You sounded great there at Battle of the Bands 2004 (better than those pretty boy rockers who didn't have any original songs and shouldn't have even been in the standings, much less won) and you'll only sound better now. Maybe you could even talk a couple other bands into playing too, like Roxbury. Or Lusus. Hey, you like them, right??
Anyways, it would be an undeniably excellent gig regardless of whether anyone else came or even where it was. I'm for Century all the way, though.
Posted by: Derek at September 12, 2005 06:27 PM...oh, and Battle of the Bands 2005 too. My bad.
Posted by: Derek at September 12, 2005 06:29 PMI'd play Century, whatever.
Posted by: Michael A. Harms Esq. at September 12, 2005 07:20 PMI'm white?
Posted by: The Reverend Doctor M. Flash at September 12, 2005 08:23 PMBTD is an attractive gig because it's a real venue as opposed to someone's church or alternatively a high school. I don't know where to begin to ask to use the Century auditorium, not to mention the restrictions that might be placed on us should we play there. BTD is used to bands playing there.
Posted by: Andrew Richner at September 13, 2005 09:50 AMBTD is also full of skater fucks who can suck donkey dick in hell. Also, the Po-po don't like people playing there remember?
Posted by: Taylor Weston at September 13, 2005 11:22 AMThat's just the Rumor, Mark.
I don't give a shit where we play, so anyone who cares, voice your opinion, let's agree on somewhere.
Posted by: Michael A. Harms Esq. at September 13, 2005 04:43 PMI don't particularly care where you guys play, really... just call each other and figure out who has the best idea for a location. That would be the fastest and most efficient way, rather then throwing around posts on a message board.
That, or you could just ask your leader. Who's assumed to be the decision maker about locations and stuff like that?
Posted by: Derek at September 13, 2005 06:24 PMWang
Posted by: The Reverend Doctor M. Flash at September 13, 2005 06:30 PMWang
Posted by: Michael A. Harms Esq. at September 13, 2005 08:14 PMNobody. That stuff seems to happen randomly with whomever can show up.
Posted by: Einstein at September 13, 2005 08:40 PMpreposterous lies
Posted by: jake at September 13, 2005 08:42 PMWang
Posted by: Michael A. Harms Esq. at September 13, 2005 08:44 PMI am submitting a request for lyrics updating, though I am very greatful for what I already have.
Posted by: Peter Aram Constantian at September 13, 2005 09:21 PMi'm onto you justin- you know very well you cant edit comments
Posted by: jake at September 13, 2005 09:21 PMTRICKY
Posted by: Justin Bunke at September 13, 2005 09:51 PM