Name: Michael A. Harms, Esq.

Instrument: Alto Sax

Significant Life Stuff: I was one of the founding members of Fountainhead, along with Mark, Nate, and Justin. Being the one member with a driver's license back then, I narrowly dodged being the most useless member of the band. The high point in my fame was achieved at Battle of the Bands when I performed "Gay Bar." It's all been downhill from there. I'm the member with the dumbest aspirations for Fountainhead. Musical Influences: Reel Big Fish, The Aquabats, 3 Minute Hero, Beck, Funkstar De Luxe, Tourniquet

Hits: All Folk, computers, Something Awful, My dog, Deus Ex, Diet Coke Yes, Led Zeppelin, RBF

Misses: Vin Diesel